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SMS ABOUT VIJAY

Officer : Where were you born ?
V chai : tamilnadu
Officer :which part ?
V chai: wat na which part ? My Whole body born in Tamilnadu only na.


Ennathan Vijay ku Kulandhai Pirandhaalum,
Avanukku pirantha Mudhal Kulandhaiya Ellarumae
" THALA" pullanu dhan koopduvaanga....


Surya: Chess Vilayaadalaama?
Dr. VijaySSLC: Neenga Poi Ground la wait pannunga naan sports shoe pottutu varaen!

Dr. Vijay SSLC goes 2 a shop and shouts: Where is the free item with Mineral water??
Seller: There is no free item issued with it.
Dr. Vijay: But on the label it is written as Bacteria free...Dont Cheat me I am a Doctor.. Mind it.


Dr.Vijay got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Indian
Father: Indian
Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?" "
Dr.vijay:ah haa u cant fool me i read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese"

விஜய் அவங்க அம்மாவிடம் : ஏம்மா என்ன கருப்பா பெத்த?
ஷோபா: கலரா இருந்தா மட்டும் நீ என்ன நடிக்கவா போற ? ரீமேக்கு இது போதும்

Reporter: When is kavalan film releasing?
Vijay: I will not tell that?
Reporter:Why
Vijay: Sagara naal therunguchuduna vazhra naal naragam ayudum


Interviewer: Do you know MS office ?
Dr. Vijay SSLC fail: Address kudunga sir poi paarthutu vandhurren!!!!
Interviewer: Sabba Mudiyalaiyae!!!!!!!


Tell any Microsoft Products
Surya: MS Excel
Ajith: MS Word
Vikram: MS Powerpoint
Doctor Vijay SSLC Fail: MS Dhoni


INDIAN ATHLETIC LOST GOLD MEDAL IN OLYMPICS LONG JUMPd
Dr.visay reads this in news paper and says,
"WHO TOLD HIM TO WEAR GOLD MEDAL WHILE JUMPING"


What Dr.Vijay do if he becomes a chief minister? (Impossible anyway, just imagine)
He will take a copy of Andhra Budget and declare it as Tamil Nadu budget (Remake)


Vijay went to cloth shop. he asked INDIA flag.. the worker gave him.. but after some seconds the worker shouted.. do u know WHY??
vijay asked him "vera colour illayaa!!''




Professor: Neenga ennava aaga aasai padureenga?
Student: Naan MBBS padichu, Police aagi, Nalla software companyla, lawyera work panni periya periya building ah katti research panna poraen....
Professor: Aei niruthu... Nee enna Vijay fan' a?


SHIP CAPTAIN-
oh!!!!what shall we do???????the water level is rising above the danger mark???????
DR.VIJAY-
raise the danger mark above the water level.......
SHIP CAPTAIN-?????




DR.VIJAY- hey y traffic???
MAN-bcoz prime minister is coming
DR.VIJAY-PRIME MINISTER na enna periya COLLECTORA?????




DR.VIJAY with CHENNAI SUPER KINGS
DR.VIJAY- i am one of the best actor in tamil film industry
MORKEL- joke adichathu pothum.......poi tea sollu.....
RAINA- enakku sugar jasthiya.........
DR.VIJAY(crying)- dai enga amma sathiyama na hero da..........
DHONI- thambi tea innum varala......


Dad:-doctor! en son'a kaapathave mudiyaadha?
Doc:-poison ethuvum saptu irundha kaapathi irukalam but paiyan veverama "VIJAY" padatha pathirukran
Dad:-interval'la kondu vandhirundha avanai kaapathi irukkalama?
Doc:-vaaipe illa..introduction scene liye uyir poyidichu




Dr. Vijay SSLC started a college....


The Name of the college is
Dr. VIJAY MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING....


FLASH NEWS:
108 AMBULANCE SERVICES WONT BE AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC ON DECEMBER
ALL AMBULANCES BEEN BOOKED BY KAVALAN RELEASING THEATRES


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